Bondage Cover
joke….how to spice up your love life?
take a mask – one of those sleep masks that you get on a ‘plane journey will do
take 4 lengths of bondage rope…..velvety soft texture, but very, very strong.
take your partner into the bedroom……. make sure the lights are dimmed.
gently undress her
cover her eyes with the mask
use the bondage rope to tie her hands and legs in a spreadeagle fashion across the bed
Now p*ss off and go and have sex with somebody else
i would finish “now go and have sex with a pretty neighbour” or “now have sex with her younger sister”. u might omit “p’ss off”, doesn’t sound nice
The BondAge – Cover Medley (live @ Original Bier Fest – Alzano L.do, BG)
|
|
Leather Lesbian Bondage Pulp Novel Cover Vintage COFFEE MUG $19.99 “High quality ceramic coffee mug made with only the highest quality materials. Mug is large 15 ounces, 4.75 inches tall, 3 inch diameter. Amazing rich colors and vivid images.”… |
|
|
Mel Gibson’s Apocalypto (Widescreen Edition) $4.98 Director/co-writer Mel Gibson’s epic, set in pre-Columbian Central America, depicts the collapse of the Mayan civilization through the eyes of a young warrior (Rudy Youngblood), who escapes capture after an invading tribe decimates his village. Attempting to return to his family during a treacherous journey, he passes through a crucible of brutal violence while surrounding events portend his peopl… |
|
|
Kiss the Girls $2.99 Coming after The Silence of the Lambs and Seven, this thriller about a collaboration between two serial killers feels like a pale attempt to cash in on the success of those earlier, better films. That’s a pity, because this film certainly has its strengths–particularly in the central performances of Morgan Freeman as a forensic detective and Ashley Judd as a would-be victim who escaped from one o… |
|
|
The Disappearance of Alice Creed $3.77 The British thriller The Disappearance of Alice Creed is a taut exercise in psychological manipulation, driven by three forceful performances, most notably actress Gemma Arteton (Clash of the Titans) as the titular abductee. On the surface, Disappearance seems to be cut from familiar cloth: ex-cons Eddie Marsan (Sherlock Holmes) and Martin Compston plot out and then execute the kidnapping of Artet… |
|
|
Black Japanese Clover Clamps $7.95 Add some style to your BDSM play with these Black Japanese Clover Clamps! Made to grip on the nipples with pressure being applied when chain is pulled. Just imagine your bad little subs nipples being squeezed and pulled!… |
|
|
Fetish Fantasy Spandex Open Mouth Hood, Black, One Size Fits Most $11.10 This comfortable open-mouth hood is designed to stretch completely over the head, allowing just a hint of light in while impairing vision and awakening other senses. The shiny black hood can be worn by him or her, and the thin lightweight fabric makes breathing and hearing a snap. Best of all, you still have access to your subject’s mouth! One size fits most…. |
|
|
Fetish Fantasy Spandex 3-hole Hood, Black, One Size Fits Most $11.10 Keep your submissive incognito with this Spandex 3-Hole Hood. This comfortable open-mouth and eyes hood is designed to stretch completely over the head, while the thin lightweight fabric makes breathing and hearing a snap. Best of all, your subject can still see and you still have access to their mouth! One size fits most…. |
|
|
Leather Mask Hood with Blinders, Ball Gag, Mouth & Mouth Cover Perfect for all your needs… |
|
|
Fur Love Cuffs Locking Handcuffs $0.49 These are the furry love cuffs in pink. They are a great valentines day gift. This is also a great bachelorette party item. It is also a great item to give a loved one or to spice up a night…. |
|
|
SWiSH iPhone 4/4S feather Ultralight Hard Shell Case $3.99 This iPhone case is designed for iPhone 4/4S. It is made of ultra light strong polymer. It is stain and scratch resistant. It offers great protection of your iPhone without adding bulk. Please visit our shop to pick your favorite character or pattern from hundreds of designs…. |