Presents Cannon
Due to global warming, Santa has had to re-locate from the North Pole, and will be operating from…….?
my house this year. Additionally the sleigh and reindeer have been retired for some time and presents are delivered via this huge cannon. Who knew, eh? Anyway, what he needs from you is a compass bearing and distance from Checotah Oklahoma to your chimney. If you don’t have a chimney, then whatever route into your house he took last year. For those of you expecting oversize presents, give bearing etc to a large grassy area nearby. You might want to pile up mattresses there on Christmas Eve. I have just been told that it needs to be only approximate; some magic is still involved apparently. Sorry if it seems a lot of trouble, but if you want your prezzies…….
Damn elves all over the place. They’ve eaten nearly everything too.
go to my Uncles’ house and make a left…. im the one on the right side of the road….. standing under the glow of the Christmas lights flowing from the branches of the mighty pine…… easy, though, try 2 aim for UNDER the tree!!
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