Thor Loki

How can I become closer to Thor?

I wish to sit along side him in Valhalla and drink mead with beautiful women, but every time I get into a fight I win! I fear I may never die honorably. Is it possible Loki is tricking me by making me invincible so that I may never be flow to Valhalla with the Valkyries?

Are you a hot female?

Edit:Don’t worry if your not. Thor doesn’t have a bunch of stupid rules to get to Valhalla. He doesn’t even want you to worship him (how pathetic is that?). Just don’t be an intolerant prick and you’re in. That’s all Thor wants, because that’s all that is needed for people to get along.

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